― = does not exhibit characteristic
Salesman
|
Dog
|
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Hunts to Survive |
x
|
x
|
Charming when necessary |
x
|
x
|
Loyal |
―
|
x
|
Always glad to see you (pre-sale) |
x
|
x
|
Always glad to see you (post-sale) |
―
|
x
|
Smells its prey's weakness |
x
|
x
|
Requires grooming |
x
|
x
|
Enjoys doing what he's told |
―
|
x
|
Does what he's told |
x
|
x
|
Best trained in a crate |
x
|
x
|
Fits in with the pack |
―
|
x
|
The young ones are cute; the old ones droopy |
x
|
x
|
Cats are onto their tricks |
―
|
x
|
Obsessed with fashion |
x
|
―
|
Not good with paper work |
x
|
x
|
Obsessive |
x
|
x
|
Understands money |
―
|
―
|
Scratches embarassing body parts - self |
―
|
x
|
Scratches embarassing body parts - others |
x
|
―
|
Means what he says |
―
|
x
|
Pouts when he doesn't get his way |
x
|
x
|
Loves to play fetch |
x
|
x
|
Doesn’t reciprocate when playing fetch |
x
|
x
|
Drives a nice car |
x
|
―
|
Chases nice cars |
x
|
x
|
Learns how to behave through positive reinforcement |
x
|
x
|
Rebels against punishment |
x
|
x
|
Happily sniffs alpha dog's butt |
x
|
x
|
Been seen playing poker |
x
|
x
|
Exudes self confidence |
x
|
x
|
Constantly sheds old dead coat for newer, shinier coat |
x
|
x
|
Gets along with others |
x
|
x
|
Sometimes named after saints |
x
|
x
|
Enjoys children poking and pulling his ears |
―
|
―
|
Tolerates children poking and pulling his ears if it gets him
what he wants
|
x
|
x
|
Barks when stressed |
x
|
x
|
Could be
reincarnation of a saint
|
―
|
x
|
Sometimes
fakes being hurt to get his way
|
x
|
x
|
Kind to
secretaries
|
―
|
x
|
Drools when he
sees what he wants
|
x
|
x
|
Always
scraping for better position amongst peers
|
x
|
x
|
Did well on
High School SATs
|
―
|
―
|
Talked about
nicely by others
|
―
|
x
|
Wishes he had
studied to be a lawyer instead
|
x
|
―
|
Dreams of
chasing something when he sleeps
|
x
|
x
|
Dreams of
being chased when he sleeps
|
x
|
x
|
Anxious
|
x
|
―
|
Wonders if
others are watching when he exercises
|
x
|
―
|
Eats the same
food every meal
|
―
|
x
|
Drinks the
same drink every meal
|
x
|
―
|
Makes for
interesting reading
|
x
|
x
|